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Pineapple Shnobler

When you and a friend are sitting on a bed and a naked 427 pound Korean woman walks into the room with pineapples taped to her thighs and commences a lap dance on both of you at the same time
Me and Nawty got a pineapple shnobler this weekend from Mrs. Lin next door.
by NawtyDeath August 10, 2012
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Pineappro

Pineappro is pineapple but pro. If a pineapple is pro, then it is Pineappro. A Pineappro will never admit that they are a pro pineapple because they are so pro at being humble!!
Pineappro: *Does pro stuff*
Person 1: Wow pineappro
Person 2: Pineappro
Pineappro: no, fake, im bad
by Jamie™ June 2, 2021
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i don't speak pineapple

something to say to confuse people, be random or silly, or to use when you don't understand something
The science teacher starts talking in scientific terms. you definately don't understand what he's saying. He then asks you a question about it and you don't know the answer. so you say i don't speak pineapple. or you can use it to be random around your friends.
by claire church name maybe June 2, 2009
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Ball pinced

by Nate G. March 28, 2005
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pineapple upside down cake

The act of laying on one's back, while having both legs in the air (usually supported by a chair or wall), and masturbating on to one's own face.
We were hanging out at the party when all of a sudden, Spiro decided to give himself a pineapple upside down cake. He had way too much to drink.
by dawgtopper September 8, 2011
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pine marten

Pine Martens are the most adorable animals ever to exist on god's green earth. Whenever you see a Pine Marten, all psychological, emotional and physical ailments are cured instantly, and you are afflicted with a desperate desire to pet the subject of your new-found adoration.
Holly: I love pine martens so fucking much! They cured my crippling depression.
by PINEMARTEN808 January 7, 2017
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pineapple overlord

The original founders of the world we live in, the creationists that bound the fibers of our universe, the origin of the universe was in fact explicity for us, but, Pineapple Overlord17 has recently blogged in the 7th demension about the truth behind their mission and retreat. Pineapple Overlord17 states that "the universe was created in a super ridiculous, puzzling, squ*red up mind game, purely for intertainment. Its really boring being a crazy @$$ pineapple in the middle of space and accomplishing nothing. People were funny as hell at first. Then they got a little crazy... overboard... questioning who made them and crap so we decided to intervein, we made jesus as a prank... and a whole new story with no serious answer they could actually find for sure. It grinded their geirs to a point they got llame as llamas so long story short, we didnt want to fail like that that guy who refused to sell myspace jesus said he would trade us pizza rolls if we got the fuck out of there and minded our own buisness. By now i think its obvious who really won"
The Pineapple Overlords HATE squ*res! Your mother would be disgusted!
by BObIthA17 June 3, 2016
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