Plumber's Waltz

The anal keeps coming. Okay, you jam your dick and both of your thumbs in the girl's ass and go on nailing her. You pull it out, stick your thumbs in her ears, and blow your load in her mouth until it comes out of her nose.

She got jizz on my pants when I gave her the Plumber's Waltz.

by StONY January 25, 2004

Plumbers Dream

the act of sticking your head in a already pooped in toliet while your your girlfriend or boyfriend gives you a rim job.

I just got a plumbers dream from my girlfriends

by cum aid123 April 13, 2011

Moscow Plumber

A male with a russian-style mustache that sucks the fecal matter from a woman's anus

Josh is a Moscow Plumber

Bill has performed a moscow plumber on that bitch

by Pimpdaddy'oKyle February 9, 2010

dirty plumber

After plunging a toilet you stick the plunger on your partners face and then fuck them.

Andrea: I am sick today because Winston came over last night and did the dirty plumber.

Stephanie: Really? You got sick from that?

by Chunkylover18 January 15, 2009

The Ultimate Plumber

When you are in the middle of having sex in someone elses bathroom while a party is going on downsairs and you proceed to crack the toilet in half !!

Where is that water coming from ?? SHIT !!! Rivas pulled The Ultimate Plumber !!

by Shane Vernon March 31, 2008

abnormally high plumbers crack

when your ass crack is really high on your back

guy 1:how come katie isoms ass crack is showing even though shes not bending down
guy 2:its cause she has an abnormally high plumbers crack

by robbie janes September 5, 2010

plumber

a bummy hockey player who makes frequent mistakes such as falling, turning over the puck, missing checks, fanning on shots, making dumb ass plays, costing his team a win.

Brent Sopel is a fucking plumber! See also chug as reference to Brent Sopel

by epmd July 25, 2003