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Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy

People who overly analyze words, products, philosophies way more than they should and to the point where it gets out of hand and most of the people don't even get why it is and what is happening.

Alternate: Analyzing simple things into broad fake philosophy for increasing a product's worth.
Friend 1: Hey man, look at this painting, it's so deep and awesome!

Me: Um, dude it's a white canvas with a red circle on it

Friend: You don't get it man, the white circle represents our life which is simple but the red dot, or the red symbol represents danger that everyone experiences in their life at least once and it shows you how triggering these events of your simple life can be and al ---

Me: That's Hyperanalyzed Pseudo Philosophy...

Friend: Huh?

Me: Nothing...
by ashxashxashx January 13, 2022
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philosophy-off

A competition in which two or more philosophers test their knowledge of truth.
The young apprentice undermined his reputation as a budding philosopher king when he challenged his classmate to a philosophy-off.

You insolent fool! I challenge you to a philosophy-off!
by Philosopher.King March 2, 2014
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Philosophy

The art of making hard questions, then answering them.
I love philosophy!
by Hrunaj October 31, 2021
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The Troja Philosophy

-noun
1. The idea that high school relationships are quixotic due to the fact that having a boyfriend/girlfriend in 9-12 grade rarely ever ends in lasting commitment and often results in the end of a good friendship.
2. The belief that there is really “no point” to making a close friend of the opposite sex any more than a friend and that the only “benefits” you should get from a friend are encouragement and someone to talk to.
1. She stubbornly asserted that having no social life was not the only reason she adhered to the Troja Philosophy.
2. The two became great friends, knowing that their belief in the Troja Philosophy would keep their friendship from getting complicated or stressful.
by Harry Derman November 5, 2012
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Philosophy

Philosophy or Phil is a know beastiality rights activist hailing from Detroit Michigan. They/them is a ranked member in the the server 251 of epic war.
I bet that vikings fan philosophy really believes Detroit has its own style of pizza
by Dianne aka Anzu November 30, 2024
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