Phantom Touch

Refers to a phenomena in which you "feel" someone/something touching you in VR.

The feeling does not need to be as though you are being touched, and can feel like warmth, wind, pressure, ect.

Ever since i've gotten FBT I get Phantom Touch

by vidtle August 11, 2020

King Phantom

A former Battlefield 1942 pro-gamer who retired to play for fun. World-
known for his skill.

See this noob? He will never be anything like KingPhantom!

by Zorn April 15, 2005

Phantom Wank

When a male sits on his hand until numb then has a wank so it feels like someone else is doing it.

I felt particularly lonely so i had a phantom wank, to pretend i have a friend.

by Cleggfu September 15, 2013

The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.

"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"

by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

Phantom Load

The mysterious (and some say, nonexistent) phenomenon, sometimes known as the faked male orgasm, is better known as a phantom load.

"The strangest thing happened."
"What?"
"After sex, last night I saw the condom John used, but it was... empty."
"How could that be?"
"I know, it's so weird! He acted like he finished, but I guess it was just a phantom load."

by Neologian-PJG August 26, 2013

Phantom Caca

The sensation that you get when you have to take a shit, only to find out as soon as you sit on toilet that at most it was just a fart. Not to be confused with sharting.

I must have been nervous because I thought I had to go to the bathroom but it turned out to just be phantom caca.

by pitufa May 10, 2014

Phantom Pickle

When you order at McDonald's or any fast food place and you are ask for no pickles and in the middle of eating your burger there it is. the pickle/pickles you didn't order.

I was enjoying my burger till i came in contact with the phantom pickle...

by James Meyerhoff April 15, 2009