Crazy phenomenon that happens only when both parties are highly intoxicated. They fuck till they pass out, then somehow subconsciously he feels her up, slips in, and boom. Phantom bang. In some cases she feels him up first, but the verdict is still out on that one.
by Curse he ohh November 17, 2013

by Zorn April 15, 2005

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013

The sensation that you get when you have to take a shit, only to find out as soon as you sit on toilet that at most it was just a fart. Not to be confused with sharting.
I must have been nervous because I thought I had to go to the bathroom but it turned out to just be phantom caca.
by pitufa May 10, 2014

When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.
I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.
by ThePhantomBlizzarder February 16, 2009

A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.
Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.
by squid feet April 1, 2020

Guy: oh I must just get my backpack
Guy:what the hell is that smell
Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian
Guy:what the hell is that smell
Guy: OMG the phantom shiter strikes agian
by Therealgal February 8, 2014
