honey moon phase

When you don't see anyone else as attractive, compared to the one your heart is set on.

Guy: Man, Jenna has me hooked, I think I'm in the honey moon phase, I don't see anybody else, and she's all I think about!
Guy 2: Wow, that's a lot to take in. She's the one.

by aaayJayJay February 20, 2009

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Rip Phase

Derived from the classic bay slang “Rip” or "Ripper” aka a slutty female. The term “rip phase” describes the period in a girls life in which she is a little loose. She sleeps with multiple dudes over the course of a few months or a year. Almost every girl goes through a “rip phase” at one point in their life. If you know a girl who hasn’t, just wait lol. Originated by the donnis in Berkeley, California.

That girl is hella bad but she's in her rip phase right now so I'm not trying to get too attached.

by YoungKellsBaby September 16, 2016

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Phaggot

The cool way to spell faggot

You're a phaggot

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Phases of Humor

When you hiccup alot.

Heather: why are you hiccuping so much?
Candice: because my phases of humor are acting up.
Heather: i think you should get that checked out. Sounds Serious.
Candice: i'll set an appointment next week.
(next week...)
Dr. Wenis: what brings you in today?
Candice: i have a terrible case of phases of humor.
Dr. Wenis: oh ok. lets get you to take pregnancy test.
Candice: but i havnt had sex, Doctor.
Dr. Wenis: it is just to check your level of calcium in your blood.
Candice: I drink orange juice everyday.
Dr. Wenis: Your results are back, and they say you have cancer of the cotton surrounding your heart.
Candice: Am i going to Die?
Dr. Wenis: No, but your fish will.
Candice: OH SNAP!!!
(The End)

by The Fishtankers July 8, 2010

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