When someone with a hairy arm goes elbow deep into another person's anus and attempts to flail around, imitating a small, furry mongoose.
Tim: "Hey what did you and Avery do last night?"
Carlos: "Oh we had some wine and Avery gave me a Persian Mongoose on the kitchen table."
Carlos: "Oh we had some wine and Avery gave me a Persian Mongoose on the kitchen table."
by Aaron Nickelback March 14, 2017
by Garden Doogen March 22, 2021
by PKMyDadLeft June 17, 2021
Persian passing is getting a grade that's 95% or higher.
Regular kids:
81-100 = Great
76-80 = Good
70-75 = Average
56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad
Persian kids
95+ = Passing
85-94 = Where did the rest go
75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family
Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity
Regular kids:
81-100 = Great
76-80 = Good
70-75 = Average
56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad
Persian kids
95+ = Passing
85-94 = Where did the rest go
75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family
Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity
Girl: Hey teach. I was wondering if I Persian passed this test?
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!
by persianbaby June 08, 2018
A sex position you learn in a dream when you ask some porn stars that are in love what their favorite move to do off screen is.
I gave Emma a Persian Moustache and she orgasmed so aggressively and loudly that I had to fight a guy because he wouldn't mind his own business
by Idontwanttomakeapsuedonym October 18, 2017
I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!
by Alifuego July 26, 2020
When a persian guy treats his girlfriend so well and does anything for her because he loves her so much that it comes off as being whipped. However, he isn't as he is still very sexually dominate and just comes off as whipped because he is so sweet
Stephen : Armin is whipped man
Mehrad: Nah, its Armin's persian complex
Stehphen: oh, that's chill then
Mehrad: Nah, its Armin's persian complex
Stehphen: oh, that's chill then
by Edlarral November 25, 2016