peon

a person who spends their time chopping wood and collecting berries for the boss

peon: can i join your raid?
dement: no
peon: why not?
dement: lol you're just a peon mate

by dement March 2, 2009

Perined

The end result of being flattened, left on your back, or injured after trying to tackle the University of Oklahoma Sooners running back Semaji Perine.

Anthony Thomas is still laying on the field after being Perined on the 20 yard line!

by JRock7J November 15, 2014

Peon

Purple, neon light. Found in most townships. Used to hunt bats in evening sky.

My peon makes hunting for bats so much easier than my bow and arrow.

by The Princesses March 4, 2011

Peon

One who whips out their penis in the middle of a Jay-Z concert and fails to piss into a cylindrical shape, such as a water bottle, thus urinating on eccentric black men in front of them.

Person 1: Dear Christ, Greg just pissed all over that black man.
Person 2: What a Peon!

by jkelly30 August 21, 2010

peon

an idiotic person. a moron.

Shut your hole, you PEON!

by Noelle March 14, 2003

Peon

Someone who gets blamed for things that aren't really their fault.

To be annoying and silly. i.e 'Christ, you're such a peon. piss off'

'shit. they captured the flag. It was that bloody peon Fred's fault'

by Fredex November 22, 2004

perineum

Synonym for grundle (First definition)

Damn, my perineum is sweaty, and I think I like it.

by owned November 27, 2002