pank

pank is like the word cunt but it’s not very well known so you can call people a cunt infront of them with out them knowing what it means

*john is just walking infront of emma and pony*

pony: oh emma, john is such a pank

emma:yeah he really is

*john turns around*

john: oi what the fuck does prank mean

pony: it means a cool person

john: oh ok, yeah cunt i’m a pank

by sand eating sad boy hehe October 9, 2019

Shanky Panky

The act of stabbing a woman in her vagina with a sharpened object, such as a toothbrush

Man 1: "Yo, I gave Becky the shanky panky last night."
Man 2: "What did you use?"
Man 1: "Your toothbrush."
Man 2: "I hate you."

by Eat_my_dick_asaurus December 15, 2017

Hankey Pankey

Sexual activities

“Hey ‘gf name’ want to do the Hankey Pankey“

by Michaelsoft Binbows December 26, 2018

wax the plank

act of sucking a dick and or jacking it off... it's a pirate term of course but who cares, used commonly now adays by renegade pirates O.o....

hey there matey, wanna wax the plank?

by Suburban Pirate September 6, 2008

pankiw

A non-fictional giant. usually hangs out near small people to make him look even bigger

Whoa! that guy's a huge pankiw!!

by jordyb12414323 August 6, 2012

pankus

When a male repeatedly slaps his penis on a womans face to get them both aroused.

before i fucked sarah, i gave her some mad pankus.

by tballer September 2, 2006

plank owner

Term given to a crewmember of the original crew of a newly commissioned ship. Implies that a crew member was around when the ship was being built and commissioned and therefore has bragging rights to the ownership of one of the deck planks in the main deck.

Avast dog fornicator, for it is I, poodle boy Rumsfeld, plank owner of my newly commissioned ship USS SHITSANDWICH, the great shit lollipop, Iraq.

by Roseanne LeVitre September 24, 2005