Life in Paradise

a roblox game where all the online daters say "123 FOR GF" or "123 FOR BF". some online daters are found in the game. you can make them break up if you have admin commands if you are a popular youtuber (which i bet you aren't). you turn yourself invisible. go inside their house. go to their location. make their bf force to say "I HATE YOU!" or "You look ugly" or "Your clothes look so lame" and over 9,000 insults you can come up with. Until their gf breaks up

Moving on. You can also adopt a baby in baby strollers and throw them in the water for the lulz

Person: Adopts a baby in Life in Paradise. 2 minutes later. Nevermind. (throws in water)
Person 2: WAAAAAAAAA. *drowns*

by caughtin8k June 6, 2023

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Mary's paradise

After having tried all my life to catch a pike, I finally catch one, even though I do let it go.

Mary finally caught a large pike, something she had been hoping for for years, and she was in Mary's paradise!

by NormaJean19 November 5, 2019

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Paradise

If everyone tells the truth in Paradise does that mean everyone lies in hell? Does everyone tell the truth on Earth? Or does EVERYONE lie?

Hym "Everybody lies. Which means that this is Hell. Literally. You'd think there would be less moral posturing 'I dOn'T dEsErVe To Be HeRe! I'm OnE oF tHe GoOd OnEs! LoOk At My HaT!' Hahahahahaaa!! They got the suffering right! Could be more horror and depravity but, hey, it leaves room for improvement. It's not paradise after all. Oh! That's also more evidence for it being Hell! It could be better but not for everyone and only some of the time. It's strange that there is religion. That's the another odd thing. If you had me in a conceptual cage, do you think appealing to my captors morality would get me out of the cage? No. Threats? No. It doesn't matter what happens. I could literally tell you I'm going cut a couple of puppies open an wear them as slipper and it wouldn't get me out of the cage even if they were just the cutest puppies you ever did see. Because it's Hell. The horror and depravity is going to happen either way.

And that's the point of the GAME! It's not to prove that I don't deserve to be here (which is what people tend to think I'm trying to do and the approach that everyone else seems to have taken). It's to prove that HERE is where I say it is. Is playing God fun? I don't get to do it because I'm not you (in aggregate) but deciding what is 'truth' would be convenient. Oh! I got another good one! Ok, why do you think people respond to honesty with murderous rage and antipathy? Hell. People hate that shit here. And that 'demon' shit is dumb. You're a dumb shit and that's not what I meant by 'part of the cage.' They're aren't extra bad people in Hell that are worse than everyone else. That's why you die. That's why your kids die. To remind you that even in Hell you're still equal to the people you despise. A lot of distractions too. 'DoN't YoU wAnT tO bE hApPy?' I want to be out of the the thing I am in and that will make me happy. Are you going to let me out of the thing I'm in? ....................Hello? HelloOoOo? No? Ok I guess I'll just sit here then... Hmm... What else? You could say 'It's just how you perceive it' but that sounds like some postmodernist subjective reality bulls... That's not an argument, btw, it doesn't need to for you to do what I want you to do... Sorry, I was watching something. Where was I?.... I lost my train of thought. Something about paradise or whatever... I'll come back to it. I'm running out of characters.

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

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