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Midget punting

The world famous back ally sport commonly played at bars and large events. The goal is to have the team (the punter and the midget) work together to get as far of a distance as possible. Record is currently 300 ft
"I challenge you and your midget to midget punting. Meet me at Barely's Pub. 1 hour. Be there or be tall"
by I r making jake laugh August 9, 2008
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puttana

in italian means a woman who sells her body for a little money...
sometimes just for pleasure
in english "whore" or "bitch"
puttana!=bitch!
si' peg' ke i puttan!= u r worse than a bitch!
zoccola=strappona=baldracca=bagascia=vacca=troia=mignotta=meretrice=sportiva=camminatrice=donnina=bitch
by monkey May 22, 2004
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Reverse Petting Zoo

Originally from "The Office"

Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.
Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."
by MorganBVBArmy August 22, 2011
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Baby Punting

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration
I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier
by Tiny Tucker March 12, 2009
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Putin Porn

Pictures of Vladimir Putin taken for propaganda purposes that are intended to display his macho prowess and strength to evoke Russian nationalism, portray Putin as a national symbol and show him as an integral part of Russia's rich, vast territory.
Hey! Check out the new Putin Porn! Here's a photo series of him fishing, hunting, riding horses, scuba diving, and driving a submarine with his shirt off. He is like a real man -- only better!
by ThePrimeMinistersOffice September 15, 2011
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Condom Potting

When a bunch of guys and girls get together and have an orgey using condoms and after they all spill a load into their comdom they place it in a pot and then the guys get different girls and grab a random condom from the pot put it on and fuck the girl
Man 1: dude you want to cum Condom Potting with us tonight we grabbed all the hottest chicks

Man 2: I don't know man last time I went Condom Potting I got aids

Man 1: Don't worry dude their all clean
by K8thegr8 June 15, 2014
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Soup Potting

When a group of meth heads and meth addicts living in a flop house intentionally use the same toilet water and bath water over the course of several weeks to preserve funds to buy more drugs. The toilets become muddy and ammonia like and the bath water typically becomes murky and putrid from the individuals leaving their dregs and sediments behind.
In order to conserve their funds to buy more meth and crank, Frank and the others living in his flop house stopped flushing the toilets and began Soup Potting. The visiting prostitutes and meth whores helped with chumming the bathwater.
by Eaton Holgoode May 8, 2015
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