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peanut log 

A turd, log, poo, or a piece of crap.
Those refried beans upset my my stomach and I had to squeeze out a peanut log.
peanut log by gammarock July 28, 2006

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich 

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.
I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

peanut huggers 

A pair of extremely tight briefs. Often worn in the awkward stage between being a child and being a teenager.
Boy 1: Check out Tommy's peanut huggers
Boy 2: LOL!

Peanut cleaner

A person that loves peanuts to the point of eating the whole bag. A compulsive eater or compulsive person in general. A white person from the Midwest.
- get that bag of peanuts away from me, I'll clean out the whole bag. I'm a peanut cleaner.
- I'm a good old boy " peanut cleaner " I love to snack on peanuts.
- That girl is a hott peanut cleaner, if you know what I'm talking about...... Yeah your right.
- stop acting like such a compulsive peanut cleaner, and get a grip.
Peanut cleaner by Equal crack April 13, 2016

peanut butter pirate 

During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.
"I was with this girl, and I gave her the Peanut Butter Pirate.

peanut butter and pickle sandwich 

One of the most surprisingly tasty sandwiches ever created. A lot of people like it with sweet pickles, i prefer dill. A sort of sweet and sour mix. Beware of too much pickle or your sandwich will fall apart.
delicious!
food!
scrumptious!
Peanut butter and pickle sandwich!