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ostrich shrine

Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.
Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!
by iliketofuckmypillowatnight October 28, 2018
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curious ostrich

1) When a man sticks his penis into an unknown environment and would prefer not know what it was that he stuck his penis into. 2) When a man sticks his penis into the sand because there is little else that can provide same level of friction that one gets with sand. 3) On a night so debaucherous that one would swing their penis in the air and bury it anywhere like they just don't care, but the next morning they are kinda curious as to where their penis has been the night before.
Dude what happened at the petting zoo?!?! I don't want to know, though I have a feeling it was a curious ostrich kind of night!

Beach week was epic while I did not hook up with anyone I did pull a curious ostrich!

Holy fucking shit with everything that happened last night I am one curious ostrich; as my dick has bumps all over it and it burns when I pee!
by Taco Corp November 14, 2013
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The ostrich

The single most magical magnificent being on earth

The highest complement able to be given to your fellow man

The boy all the girls want to ride
Gurl 1: check out the ostrich

Gurl 2: dang gurl he fine

Def 2

Jock 1: you were a real ostrich out there

Jock 2: heck yeah I was
by The ostrich 🙄 April 22, 2017
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Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty
Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!
by 42matter November 26, 2021
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grammar ostrich

A grammar ostrich is one who doesn't know or care to understand how bad grammar affects the meaning of what they say, confuses others, and attacks anyone who points out or corrects the mistakes.
When corrected for saying "I want to insure you're happy." instead of "I want to ensure you're happy.", the grammar ostrich called the person trying to be helpful a grammar bitch. The grammar bitch tried to assure the ostrich that she was trying to be helpful, but this further ensured the ostrich's unwillingness to be helped. Fortunately, the bitch had insurance.
by Chelmite April 25, 2019
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The Ostrich Decrement

A decrease in a research study participant's baseline Reaction Time (RT) and increase in general cognitive processing speed and capacity that is due to the participant's engagement and practice in video gaming.
The decrease in population level mean RT as compared to 50 years ago may be due in part to the Ostrich Decrement!
by Team Ostrich TRP June 28, 2019
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Ostrich

Is this even considered a bird because it can't fly
This is an ostrich
by Handsomesquidward#1098 January 17, 2022
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