Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.

The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.

by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016

Orphan

The perfect shooting target

Since I use orphans my aiming has improved a lot

by Lord_superius69 May 13, 2022

Orphan

A delectable meal for all those with a family.

Ah what a delicious orphan steak

by FrogFried July 20, 2021

Lil orphan a hole

A name Ocean O'Connell Rosenberg was called in the musical "Ride The Cyclone" by Mischa Bachinski.

"Well why don't you text your fiancee?:

"I told you there is no Wi-Fi, lil orphan a hole..."

by anonymous July 17, 2024

Orphan

A target that is usually found at a shooting range.

"Hey man, do you want to go shoot those orphans later after work?"

by childeater68419 January 3, 2022

Orphan Tears

A type of drink in the "Your Favorite Martian" universe

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before.
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor

by Some Guy With No Specific Name March 9, 2023