by Shaforkafor June 15, 2024

Was so hungover New years day, when I sat down on the shitter to donate my good morning dump I was also greeted with an Oprah Breakwind.
by thathandleisalreadyused&abused April 5, 2021

The Oprah Conjecture is the theory that any organized conspiracy of substantial is impossible because one of the members would reveal the secret to Oprah Winfrey, who would publicize it on her show.
The queen cannot be an alien, for if she was The Oprah Conjecture, tells us it would have already been revealed.
by super_the_science August 9, 2023

"Man, I swear I have an oprah boss! I got a raise from minimum wage to 30 bucks an hour for no reason!"
by AFanBoyCameAndCorrectedThis July 23, 2014

used to express excitement or astonishment, particularly in a positive connotation.
synonym to words such as "wow!"
—derived from the overusage of the oprah gif on twitter.
synonym to words such as "wow!"
—derived from the overusage of the oprah gif on twitter.
by sunsetdoom April 15, 2021

Oprah never told anybody about her secret, i heard it from her brother that she cut her nipples off and put them in a mason jar. i call it, Oprahs dirty secret.
by Noodle tickler July 21, 2019

Verb. A) To think about a recent experience or failure and pull the lesson/s from it. B) A process by which lesson or lessons are gleaned from an experience or failure in life. oprah, oprahs, oprahed, oprahing.
1) It was upsetting that he wasn't qualified to buy the car; but after he oprahs, he'll realize that at least now he knows what his credit score needs to be the next time he tries.
2) I urged my friend to oprah her divorce and make a list, so she can avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
2) I urged my friend to oprah her divorce and make a list, so she can avoid making the same mistakes in the future.
by MiggyT June 30, 2011
