You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Drop your shit!

A term used by various VOLT Soldiers. Mostly used by a familiar VOLT Sergeant.

Kowalski: "Drop your shit!"
PMC Soldier: "TARGET SPOTTED, LET'S KILL THIS PRI-"
Kowalski: "Eat shit, bastard!" *Throws a grenade.*
PMC Soldier: "Oh... Shi-" *kaboom.*
Kowalski: "Least he died in action!"

by IzzyWizzyIzzy March 1, 2024

Fuck your shit up

1) To beat up
2) To talk out of doing something; To discourage

1) I’m gonna fuck your shit up!

2) Don’t let other people fuck your shit up.

by SiL3Nt J September 23, 2023

Shitting your boots

A combination of the phrases "quaking in your boots" and "shitting your pants". Caused by extreme fear that causes you to shit diarrhea that slides down your pant legs and into your boots.

That roller coaster is so scary, it will definitely have you shitting your boots.

by mr.aaaahmann May 26, 2023

In Your Shit

Being overwhelmed by, consumed by, or largely occupied with an emotion; typically, but not strictly, used to describe negative emotional states, or heavy pondering.

my friend, honbon, is in her shit rn fr! i told her “you’re in your shit right now fr!”

by gmangriss August 21, 2022

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021