tits

1: The two mammary glands located on a woman's chest.
2: A couple of fools.
3: adj. Nice, cool, sweet, etc...

Those sweet rims on Eric's 4x4 pickup are tits.

by El Maunu March 16, 2006

Tits

A woman's chest

I've got great tits..

by unknown December 20, 2002

Tit

If you say someones's being a tit, they're acting stupid or fooling around. Like fanny or twat.

Ie, 'Stop being such a tit!'
'Oh, that's just them - they're such a bunch of tits!'

by Quirkycat December 31, 2004

titted

to grab hold of a chicks boobs and ass and enjoy it!

guy1: how was your date last night?
guy2: i totally titted her within the first 5 minutes!
guy1: NICE!!!!

by Token444 July 04, 2010

tits

what every man needs to touch in his life

pervert 1: i touched this girls tits last night at the party.
pervert2: big shit. i look and feel a prostitutes tits every day.
pervert 1 : fuck you! its my first time .respect that
pervert 2 : fucking loser. i bet you still live iwth your mom too
pervert 1: uhhh..... maybe.....

by ivan perez October 26, 2005

tits

Basically breasts. Used by most normal people, unless they are trying to be all clean and say boobs. If a girl has a nice pair of them, they will be more successul usually, especially in combination with a big ass.

They surround this page, in the form of the tshirt sites' advertisement. Those girls have WONDERFUL ones.

It can also mean a certain type of bird, however these are mentioned less now because of the above definition.

Tits

by FPSJesus1996 December 31, 2011

TITS

Too Intense Too Soon.

When someone gets too intense too soon in anything from a relationship, to a football game to work.

A: How's it goin' with that new dude then?
B: Called it off, he went TITS!

H: You doing alright in the new job?
I: It's just straight TITS man!

by Harmi Sekha September 24, 2013