tender viddles

Originally a brand of cat food, the name was adopted to mean another thing. A super hot female that you would like to have sex with or just think she is hot.

Mike did you see that girl at the cash register?
Yeah dude that chick was tender viddles!

by zoticus1 February 17, 2008

suck me tender

fuck off, go to hell, give me a blowjob (usually talking to a female)

Dark Raven Omega: You suck at life
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender bitch

by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004

suck me tender

homosexual's plead for a blowjob from a straight man

Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender
Dark Raven Omega: Faggot, go back in the closet and kill yourself.

by Jay May 18, 2004

Chicken tender bender

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.

"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"

by Eric shun March 22, 2013

chicken tender sub

n.- refers to a man over 40 years old who is sexually appealing to younger females.

I know she is my best friend, but her dad is such a chicken tender sub.

by Lucas Groth June 23, 2006

Tender Love Dump

When your other half desides to show their effection by shitting on you. Normally On the cheast or face. Then rubbing it in like a cream.

"Guys guess what my Misses did last night"

"What man?"

"She took a tender love dump on me"

"No way man thas shit hot"

by KrRnWi March 10, 2008

Tender Tennessee Christmas

A shitty fuckin song by a worthless country group called Alabama.

If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.

by BIG ROB from Litchtucky December 24, 2003