off the cob

out of place; weird

Julie? Yeah, I know her. She seems a little off the cob, don't you think?

by Wolfram Bowser November 15, 2012

off the dick

a phrase that means from the start, or off the jump.

“how much will this cost?” “$250, off the dick.”

by chanelish February 11, 2019

Off Brand Nuts

A term used to describe when somebody has had damage to their testicles and they had to be repaired via an operation.

Stacy: How was your date with Brad last night?
Brittany: We didn't end up doing it cause he just had surgery, he has off brand nuts
Stacy: That sucks

by bagging dog November 25, 2020

Off your nut

Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza

Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut

Off your nut

by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022

off god

When something's not on god fr, it's off god.

Person 1: Did you see that game last night?
Person 2: Yeah it was a slaughter fr off god.

by Big dicky dick boy August 29, 2022

Off The Tizzy

From or off the top or start of any given situation, any.

We just started our bowling game and White Mike got a strike off the tizzy.

Yo dat nigga popped dem shots off the tizzy, not me.

Congress will present Bill#"1040 Fuck the People" off the tizzy tomorrow morning.

by Zoinkfunkledonkerd March 21, 2023

Off The Grid

The term for a person who is not on a social networking site; i.e. myspace, facebook, friendster, livejournal

"Hey, link me to the myspace of that girl you hooked up wtih."
"I can't. She's off the grid."

by Jacob Sisson August 19, 2006