numpty

An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

Numpty

When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.

"Man I got a fucking Numpty going on!!"

by Devyonite March 29, 2014

numpty

a potato headed fool, with no friends, who uses people to get his ends {away}

hip hop nasty nick

jake was a complete, numpty

by bgirl aero December 30, 2016

Numpty

A less offensive, more lighthearted way of calling someone out for their stupidity

John: I left my wallet at home
Joe: Oh well aren't you a numpty

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"Oh you numpty'

by Destiels Love Child January 16, 2017

Numpty

Silly, annoying and weird all in one. Its a friendly insult that should be taken as a joke

Wow Will you're such a numpty😂

by Tanqueesha March 2, 2019

Numpty

DUMB Cunt

U Numpty

by Road youth69 March 8, 2019

Numpty

A made-up word by BadBoyHalo.

Glue isnt gluten you numpty.

by SkittlesTM May 1, 2019