Chowing the numbers

To deceptively manipulate poll or vote numbers in order to show strengthened support for your position or opinion.

In 2008, the website of Trinity-Spadina MP Olivia Chow of the New Democratic Party of Canada was flooded with numerous votes that contradicted her political position. Her website administrator reset the numbers, deleting votes that were contrary to her political stance. A big controversy ensued, and her political staff admitted to tampering the numbers. "Chowing the numbers" is used in reference to her last name, Chow.

by David Eckmier December 21, 2008

nail your numbers

a) learn you multiplication tables by heart
b) pay your taxes on time if you dont want the negative consequences

It's time to learn how to nail your numbers, definition b), if you hope to flap your own wings some day.

by Sexydimma September 11, 2015

Gonna go crunch some numbers

Slang for taking a dump or piss, commonly know as a number 1 or number 2

"I'm touching cloth here (Also slang for the need to take a dump) gonna go crunch some numbers

by SCR4PPY May 10, 2018

law of small numbers

The phenology that 2% of a data set can mimic the formalism and specificity of the entire data set.

The postulation that 2% of the data is equal to the counterpart 98%.

The rule of 2.

The law of small numbers argues that 2% of a population can tip an entire election although formalistic mathematics cannot delineate which 2% of the population that is.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 8, 2018

Word 3 The numbers strike back.

The third movie in the series of movies known as Word where the Numbers kill all the words except for those with the letter E.

Word 3 The numbers strike back. is by far the best in the series.

by HANDS MAKE ME ROCK HARD April 15, 2020

Punch In Those Numbers

It means anything and everything monks used it, god used it, YOU WILL USE IT.

Guy 1: Punch in those numbers Jeremy or I WILL
Jeremy: I won't let you down dad

by BEAFRAIDCHILD December 11, 2020

Safety in numbers

There is safety in numbers because numbers protect people, they allow people to hide. The one standing alone isn't protected by anyone else.

A lot of people spend their entire life protected by numbers, because they know there is safety in numbers. They can hide in plain sight or out of sight when they have numbers on their side, it's a defense mechanism.

by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021