Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation

A militant arm of the Nordic Kulturpoliti, heavily criticized for employing brutal brain-washing techniques outlawed by the Oslo Convention of 2019.
Disbanded as a governmental agency by Emperor Gissur in 2025 on suspicions of "coaxial metacide", but rogue elements continued operating in the Netherlands and Belgium until 2051 when it disintergrated after the retaliatory assassination of its leader Jan Saemund Kristleifsson.
The MNPA is considered to have been responsible for the assassination of Emperor Gissur in 2050, which instigated the escalation of the Kattegat Channel Conflict and the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066.

The president has no control over them, he has already shut their funding, but they are like the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation.

by Gissur December 8, 2004

Nordloef

April 1st, also known as Nordloef the 1st, according to 8bitcollective members.

"My fucking nordloef has been nordloafed!"

or

"Hey thats a nice nordloef ;)"

by Penir-demeanor April 1, 2009

Norm

Your every day regular human bring :

Every day it seems that there are more shubs and less norms.

by Dennis McPhearson January 11, 2008

Norm

a short form of the word "normal".

A insulting term for a non-disabled person; abled-minded; normal.

a person who have a normal intelligence.

You know that guy sitting at the lunch table? he was pick on by a group of norms who tried to mess with him. Poor guy.

by Mr. Magix October 11, 2009

norm

A 'normal' person, not a geek or nerd. Most people consider themselves norms, though only around one in a thousand is a true norm.

"It's a war. A war between geeks and norms."

by Samuel Wilkinson April 8, 2004

Nordan

The best basketball player of all time. He even has a whole team, and one of his teammates, Mario Mario, can dunk a whole court shot!

Man: Dude, Nordan is so cool!
Woman: Yeah, I wish I could be like Nordan. I would totally smash!!

by NordanMario September 30, 2018

Nordo

When someone performs a sexual act in hopes of not going to prison. In most cases, homosexual acts.

Ah man, hopefully I do this Nordo and I’ll be released.

by Phuckkenney February 20, 2019