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nocare

When you don't care about something but you're too lazy to type it out.
nocare, im afraid
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nonato

a nonato is a person who slacks off all day long, spending time at work rather than spending time with their family. a nonato is picked on by their teachers the most, and is in a questionable relationship with their math teacher.
(math teacher) - "nonato, you are going to have tutor lessons at my house tonight, and your sleeping there.
(nonato) - "yes daddy."
by akiwen- June 6, 2022
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nonce

a nonce is some guy who goes to your local pub who enjoys touching kids like edp445 *for sexual pleasure*
They will normally appear in pubs, schools or your local football club. they could even be your 1,000,000 yr old teacher who looks as ashy as his mothers ashes.
person1: you arent a nonce
person2: i aint but you certainly are
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 30, 2023
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techno nonce

someone who likes his computer to glow
mark bailey is a techno nonce
by God--- July 21, 2009
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Smelly nonce

A person with a bad odour who is also a nonce rouge
by GuessLol August 3, 2018
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Virgin Nonce

A person who goes around being a nonce, yet he is a virgin. he is a virgin at being a nonce and pretends to be a nonce and therefore is a virgin nonce
by BIGDIK101 February 8, 2019
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Dog nonce

A person who would loves to molest dogs infront of schools. Often while staring deadeyed at the smallest on the playground
Micheal went home and nonced a dog, he is a dog nonce
by Practicaldickhead December 23, 2019
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