nontch 

Verb- universal verb, to nontch is to smurf; think smurfy, cool, rad, phat,
Noun- can be used as a way to describe a person or situation fat, loser, monkal, winning a game or finding a quarter.

Man 1- So the e-LA Kings made the play-offs by winning their division.

Man2- nontch.
Other Example used in the negative sense
Man 1- Monkal you are such a nontchy nontch, clean yourself up pig.

Monkal- I'm a nontch because I'll never know how to nontch, and I'm fat too.

nontch by Count Monster May 5, 2006

nonthando 

She a bomb ass bitch but she likes things too. But you love her for it. Go tell her you love her. Do it.

She a real Nonthando. Man I love her

nonthando by bab77 June 6, 2016

nonthusiasm

A showing of boredom in response to someone's excitement about something. Can also be used to describe feigning enthusiasm.

Jane: "OMG, I can't wait for the new Justin Beiber single to hit the radio, holllerrr!!!"
John:"Yeah, me too. " *YAWN*

Jane: "Umm, thanks for your nonthusiasm."

nonthusiasm by danibfly August 25, 2010

Nontroversy 

A controversy that has been exploited to the point that it is no longer newsworthy, thus losing complete credibility.

The redundant coverage surrounding Brittany Spears is a complete Nontroversy.

Nontroversy by Royce D'Orazio February 19, 2008

nontae

Asian girl who will almost always catch her hair on fire trying to start one.

you must be a Nontae when you start fires

nontae by Nontae May 15, 2014

nontext

When someone actively ignores the context and surrounding information around a topic to either push their personal agenda or expose their stupidity.

Person 1: Dude Trump is so racist.

Person 2: How?

Person 1: Because he just is, if you can't see it that means you are racist as well.

Person 2: Ah, that's some nontext right there.

nontext by VerboseQuestion September 19, 2019

Nontology 

Nontology is the negation of ontology or the possibility of our mind to understand by logic the ultimate nature of things

To derive the existence of God by logic ( onto-logy ), means to lead to the extreme consequences the virtues of a disputable cognitive tool ( logic ) and therefore not demonstrate his existence but rather only the limits of this human tool ( nontology ).

Nontology by Andrea Jagher October 12, 2007