When you're banging a member of your family from behind and at a random moment you clap their ears. As they're laying on the floor in pain you pull out a life alert necklace, hit the button, and bail.
Bro, my second cousin was over for Thanksgiving...she's so hot I had to try to smash. After a few minutes it felt weird to be banging my cousin so I hit her with the Alabama Flashbang and told my family I had to leave for work.
by Guido and The Guy December 11, 2020
Get the alabama flashbangmug. The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017
Get the alabama lubemug. When your partner is about to shit but you thrust your cock (or other penetrative device) up their ass sending their shit back where it came from.
Jenny was about to shit but Forest gave her an Alabama Brownie causing her to be bloated all weekend.
by Moax O’Neill June 6, 2019
Get the Alabama Browniemug. by R0CKHARD0 April 20, 2019
Get the Alabama Towermug. by CainisAble August 7, 2016
Get the alabama chinamug. by Creampiedaddie March 9, 2018
Get the alabama roombamug. When you stack 3 or more cousins make or female and penetrate then sequentially from lowest to highest
by Kirstc3 October 1, 2021
Get the Alabama mountainmug.