Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.

A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”

The tight, long necked cunt.

by Mccraque December 14, 2018

Nigel swoop

When you are doing your hair and it swoops typically used for long hair

Nigel you have that Nigel swoop going on

by Flynigelfly January 2, 2024

Nigel Farage

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Makeshift Nigel Farage man

by KoolKid6996 March 22, 2022

shitty Nigel

Nigel shits the bed and blames his sister Nigella

shitty Nigel blames Nigella

by mrs tosser September 2, 2025

nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)

Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.

by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021

tranny african chasing nigel

straight male Nigel's who are turned on by male to female transsexuals. Tranny Chasers do not like men and are only attracted to african transsexuals because they look like women, especially the dreadlocked ones.

tranny african chasing nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

lying bds nigel

lying nigel even lies when asked the fucking time

lying bds nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 26, 2025