New England Pinwheel

The New England pinwheel is when you and your partner are getting promiscuous, and you both collectively decide to douse each other in Clam Chowder and Baked Beans; she then proceeds to lay down flat on her stomach whilst you get on top of her and insert it in her in a helicopter position, and begin to spin as fast as you can, spewing Clam Chowder all over the room.

“Yo Paul! me and my girl preformed the New England Pinwheel last night”

by The stiffy bandit May 6, 2025

New England Tea Party

When two civilized young chaps rub honey on there balls and then layering tea leaves on said balls. They then drop their Honey-Balls in the tea for a nice refreshing drink.

“Hello mate, are you up for a New England Tea Party this afternoon?”

by Charles Nutworth lll May 2, 2023

New England Patriots

To remove or decrease the amount of something inside anything considered as a ball(s).

"My girlfriend is as good at deflating balls as the New England Patriots."

by The Homeless One May 8, 2023

New England Cherry Juice

The act of stuffing your partner with as many cherries as you can fit in them, then proceeding to fuck them so violently that the juice flows out.

Jack put two dozen cherries in Jill ass then made New England Cherry Juice for Janet drink it.

by Butterball Sully April 5, 2024

New England Juicer

When you insert your favorite freshly cut fruits in your partner genitals then fuck them so violently that the Juices flow out for consumption later.

The New England juicer is the best tasting juice around.

by Butterball Sully April 7, 2024

New England Dunkin’ Run

A siren’s call to specific action. A distant whisper song that one can hear on a typical fog mist morning drive, traveling through twisty and mangle-branched woods of New England— calling you to Dunkin for coffee.

It wasn’t a typical need for coffee this morning. I had the full experience of a New England Dunkin’ Run. I felt that intoxicating lure to the glowing Dunkin’ sign peaking through the grey and pulling us to the black nectar; an elixir of sweetness and cream, welcoming but disguising the sensual bitter bite of darkness. A potion that provides all New England life energy. We wait in single-file until finally we are able to procure the cure to Mondays; holding that power in our own hands. Our pulses quicken as we accept the gift despite the cost. Euphoria washes over us as we sip mana. Our senses become sharp. Our eyes and minds focus. We are on fire. We are wicked prepared and our work days begin.

by BeckyJean 603 August 4, 2022

New England Puntriots

The only thing the team is good at. Punting the ball back to their opponents

Did you see drake Maye try to throw but get shot down 4 times. New England Puntriots

by Jahamez February 8, 2026