napoleon in rags

pseudonym for Andy Warhol

"Napoleon in Rags, and the language that he use" - Bob Dylan

by mikhael27 December 17, 2008

napoleon dynamite

Only the funniest, stupidest movie in the movie. It was a waste of time to see it but it was fucking funny as shit. Vote for Pedro, bitches. Gotta love this movie. Probably one of the funniest movies of all time.

Kid "What are you gonna do today Napoleon?"
Napoleon "What ever I feel like!"

by team member April 23, 2005

Napoleon Ice Cream

When two women of european and african ancestry engage is rubbing their vaginas against each other or "scissor". Thus creating the color affect of vanilla and chocolate on either side with strawberry in the middle.

"Dude I was watching this porn and they had these two broads doing the Napoleon Ice Cream. It was so hot."

by thechocolatesideoftheicecream May 27, 2009

napoleon

A man who tried to rule the world by taking over Europe.

by Anonymous January 22, 2007

napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person

my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.

by Sexydimma November 21, 2017

Napoleon

A sex act in which a partner waits for the other to fall asleep, then recreates Napoleon's portrait where his hand is inside his jacket pocket by quickly jamming four fingers into the sleeping partner's vagina or anus. The offending partner then shouts "Avec non!" and withdraws.

"He fell asleep right after, so I hit him with a Napoleon."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007

Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014