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n00b-zone 

1. A place, website, forum, chatroom where n00bs gather, or too many n00bs visit to think they're 1337.

2. A group or crew of n00bs who call themselves uber and ask annoying newbie questions.
"Man, that one site had turned into total N00b-Zone!"

"Lets get out this chatroom, it's N00b-Zone!"

"Those kids are 100% n00b-zone!"
n00b-zone by gRuVeKiTtY August 22, 2005
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n00b metal 

Similar to nu-metal, the n00b-metal genre relies on songs lacking any '1337 skillz'. Their 3 track EP's can generally only be found on the artists' geocities webspace in WMA form.
Used when a band thinks of themselves as real metal but in fact are as technically skilled as an guitar playing epileptic in a room with a strobe light.

"I wish i could go to your n00b metal internet concert, but i have a Starcraft-themed 14th birthday to go to"
n00b metal by -nick- January 8, 2006
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n00b canon

1. Guns with really big clips or that do insane amounts of damage and take no skill to use.
An M60 on Counter strike or rocket launcher in halo.
Why did you use the n00b canon? What a noob.
n00b canon by Patrick Block April 26, 2006

n00b at life 

part of speach: noun
plural form: n00bs at life

one who refuses to learn from or take the advice of his\her elders or those whom hold more wisdom or are more knowledgable when it comes to ane specific field or category of experience, or who is simply too hard-headed to apply his\her peers’ successful actions/conduct to his\her-self; one who is too stubborn to grow much as a human, who will oft decline him\herself the right to learn from his\her past experiences, and who will seldom accept things in any way that isn’t to the standard that s\he is used to or has been led to believe priorhand/previously (even if it lacks evidence or support to back it up), who may try too steadfast not to lose face when proven wrong; linear. Oftentimes agnostic on a level deeper than the thought of ‘God’ (which, when on a deeper level, is a bad thing, because it illustrates lack of true taste/perception or knowledge of the surrounding world as perceived by the n00b at life).

See also n00b, which is different than a 'noob'. (A noob reffers more to a ‘newb’, or ‘newbie’ at something{specifically a videogame}, whereas a 'n00b' can be anyone who..well I’m not suppose to define 'n00b' here, but just note that even vets can act n00b-ish at times.)

Compare 'n00bs at life' with the '‘élitist’ Democrats' who THINK that they’re über-the-shit and clearly demonstrate their ‘superiority’ towards the rest of the population.
"Having a n00b at life for your mother really bites. But to have a n00b at life for your father is a plain-out atrocity (especially if you are a male, though is equally conductually imparing to a daughter)."
n00b at life by Victor Van Styn August 26, 2005

n00b cannon 

a cannon used to fire out nOObs at a high rate of speed.
whoa, that one went real far
n00b cannon by reed April 27, 2004

n00b ass 

Pertaining to the area of the n00b your pwning
Dud3,1 ju57 pwn3d his n00b ass!
n00b ass by nicolas gar November 9, 2005

n00b biscuit

1. (n.) A person, usually lacking in intelligence or skill
2. (n.) One who has just failed an easy task in life or a game and becomes comparable to a biscuit because of lack of talent.
3. (v.) When one fails a task or life, they become sucessfully "biscuited". (They become a biscuit)
4. (adv.) If one is in the presence of someone who is more talented or skilled, the skilled party can state that the lesser party is "biscuitly" or "n00b biscuitly".
5. (adj.) When one is not in the presence of a lesser party, but are still conversing of the lesser party, you refer to them as "biscuity" or "n00b biscuity".
1. "yo, Justin's a n00b biscuit. He can't even kill a goblin."
2. "Dude! Justin just got biscuited!" or "Yo! That goblin just n00b biscuited Justin!"
3. "Justin dude. You are definetly n00b biscuitly."
"SHUT UP!"
4. "Yo, I was talkin' to Justin earlier--"
"Yo, that n00b is so biscuity."
"I knowz!"
n00b biscuit by Emcajorini March 20, 2007