Morty

A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.

Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty

Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?

Andrew: She sure did

by RichardRyder69 September 25, 2016

martyrdom

1) The act of killing yourself to provide motivation to others.

2) A cowardly and sneaky act of violence against an unsuspecting target. This ideology is brought on mostly the wife beating pedophiles in the religion of peace i.e. Islam.

Guy 1: Those Sept 11th hijackers claim they were martyr's and expected 99 virgins at the pearlly gates.
Guy 2: What vigin would want to be with a mass killer? Why 99... in Heaven? Stupid ass mofos.

by Steve January 13, 2005

murtaghed

to be completely owned, similar to the term pwnd, but even worse

Tom: ohhh man,John just got his shot straight SWATTED!!!
Jim: yeah, he got completely murtaghed

by brandon sunkel May 24, 2006

Maurty

Maurty; n. aka maureen aka maurizz

Maurty is the nickname for specific people with little to no sporting knowledge and commonly used as a insult to describe people who appear to have down syndrome

Person one: "manchester united are the best team ever thier definitly gonna win the champions league this year"
person two: "shutup maurty"

by maurtyFTW September 28, 2009

marty mcFly it

To sleep in one's clothes, as done by the character Marty McFly in the movie "Back to the Future". Also known as "Michael J. Fox it".

I'm too tired to change into my pajamas. I'm just going to Marty McFly it.

I'll lose my sleepiness if I change into my pajamas. I'm just gonna have to Marty MacFly it.

by MacFly April 22, 2010

Cock martyr

Not just a homo but a SUPER homo who will literally die for the cock

I will give my life for the cock and shall go down in history as a cock martyr!

by Gonzo2814 February 27, 2010

Martyna

(n.)a creativly inclined person, most often female. This is not a person you should lead into a library, bookstore, etc. because they will NOT leave. Spends their day reading, drawing and surfing the web. Very antisocial.

Friend: Martyna is reading again... this is supposed to be a a party!

Other friend: I know, but have you seen her paintings? They're awesome!

Friend: I'm surpsised she even came, or answered my phone call!

by Me75po December 31, 2009