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Gneam Munting

Gneam munting is an act of oral sex towards a medium sized animal corpse.
by imjelqing August 5, 2024
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Menhorn munting

When someone munts furiously throughout the night, at least once per night, after a session of extreme gooning.
Person 1: "Did you hear what Chase did?"
Person 2: "No, what happened."
Person 1: "He was caught Menhorn Munting in the woods last night!"
by Rezemblance April 2, 2024
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Scranton Munting

A style of munting based on Robert Scranton from red reality in scp 3001

To Scranton munt:- Dig up a decomposing corpse, take it to the most effing dark place with red light. Call up your fellow munt buddies, and gang bang it together, and have all of them elbow slam the corpse's stomach, till the maggots, decaying organs, rotting fluids etc fly into your mouth. These are to be drank by the giver of the act
Hawk-uddin Tuah: Oh my gyatt! What are these skibidi ligmas gooning out here???!!!

Jelq-uddin Gronk: nah, these gigachad rizzlers are out scranton munting
by ACNHVillagersfatcock November 29, 2024
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mandarin munting

The premise of mandarin munting is the same as munting except it consists of 3 people instead of 2. To mandarin munt one person must shove a mandarin into the dead persons anus while the other 2 do the basic steps to munting. After doing this when one person jumps onto the corpse it launches the mandarin into one persons mouth and the bodily fluids get sent either into the sky or into someone's mouth
"Yo jake tryna go do some mandarin munting? My grandma got buried recently"
by yWaffle January 26, 2025
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Quantum Munting

Similar to regular munting, but the forces exerted are too powerful and split the bonds of reality.

This results in the shrinkification of the body being munted into mere atoms.
"Dude did where did our munt victim go???"
"Sorry man i got a little excited and ended up Quantum Munting them"
by LordOfTheMunts March 9, 2025
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Trump-Mongering

A person or group of people attempting to spread false or misleading information to destroy the character and reputation of President Donald J Trump in efforts of promoting their own political perspective or personal opinion. (Author - Robyn. M. Hamlin)
The Trump-Mongering organization that slandered President Donald J Trump was fined $250,000.
by Robyn Maria Hamlin June 8, 2025
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Postmortem Munting

Postmortem munting is the act of dying and coming back to life to suck your own cock.
Hey! I heard you and john were doing some postmortem munting over the weekend! Sounds fun!
by Crackasaurus September 8, 2025
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