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Moronicus

Moronicus is a species similar to humans, but a lot dumber. They are only slightly smarter than a rock. They manage to blend in our society very successfully. Be aware that you might be living with one. They are highly dangerous, infecting others with their stupidity.
"You don't even know how much is 18/9? You must be a moronicus!"
by 1p2r3 March 23, 2017
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Mormon Smash

To make out whilst fully clothed, sitting up, and keeping your hands above the shoulders.
Jack: Think Molly wants to bang?
Jason: The One with the "Jesus Christ" name tag? Nah man, but you could probably mormon smash. Wanna pass the blunt, friend?
by Danglin Billies June 16, 2018
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mormon trampoline party

A party that involves Mormons and trampolines.
Sean's Mormon trampoline party was really fun.

Yes, those Mormons really know how to jump!
by ericstaunlich April 22, 2019
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Mormon Mud Bath

The poop hole loophole in mormon dogma to avoid pre marital relations. the act involves placing the penis into the anus of another and refraining from movement or thrusting. the couple must also talk about scripture or mundane chores while engaging in the act.
Praise to the man. Hannah and I took our relationship to the next level when she let me give her a Mormon Mud Bath.
by Chilli Doggin October 10, 2021
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Mormon Sandwich

(ˈmôrmən ˈsanˌ(d)wiCH)

When two people (that are not Mormon) are sitting between a Mormon person at the following:

• A picnic.
• A birthday party.
• At the movies.
And more!
"Hey, there's a Mormon person sitting between us."

"Wow! We're now a Mormon Sandwich."
by Geestorn April 14, 2022
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Eco-moron

1. An Oxy-moron related to the environment (e.g. Fast Prius, Fuel-Efficient Hummer)

2. Someone who goes to drastic measures to save the environment (e.g. Not turning on any lights, Reducing showers)
Definition 1: "A Hummer Hybrid? Thats an Eco-moron!"

Definition 2: "Sheila flushes her toilet only Once a Day! She's such an Eco-moron!"
by Deck! January 1, 2009
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Ethnic Mormon

One who is a descendent of Mormons. This term is typically used of someone who does not practice the LDS religion. Analogous to Ethnic Jew.
Did I say I was a Mormon? I said I was an Ethnic Mormon - Brigham Young was my great great great great grandfather. Now please pass the bong.
by Rat Bachweiss May 7, 2012
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