morning wood

the main reason that I miss the school bus in the morning.

I was taking a shower and got morning wood so I had to rub one out and missed the school bus

by mark March 29, 2004

four in the morning

A magical time in the middle of the night where everything on the internet seems much funnier than it really is.

Me: I just got a great laugh from funnyjunk last night

friend: nothing there is funny

me: I laughed my ass off at their shitty content. Then again it was four in the morning.

by tehking84 July 9, 2010

Morning shlap

Term used when you intake nicotine right away when you wake up and your vision is taken from you

I got so morning shlapped this morning, it was impossible to unlock my iphone

by njd4 April 6, 2019

morning moist

When a woman wakes up from slumber aroused and moist. Similar to the male affliction of morning wood.

Uh oh, my morning moist just stained the sheets.

by VagFingaaz June 12, 2011

Morning Thrust

When you wake up spooning someone with morning wood, and proceed to give them a good thrustin.

"Hey, where'd you sleep after the party?"

"I woke up in the basement with some chick, i dunno who she was but I gave her a healthy dose of the Morning Thrust!"

by Zip February 7, 2003

morning wood

when your dick gives you a standing ovation in the morning just for waking up.

I woke up this morning and I had morning wood. I was so proud.

by dj cuff yo chick February 27, 2011

morning tingles

to wake up in the morning horny, wanting some sexually intimacy, commonly called "special morning tingles"

Jack always loves it when Jane has the morning tingles!

by iknowitallhoney^%!~ March 18, 2008