monarchbutter

The accumulation of smashed Monarch butterflies on the front of any motorized vehicle. Monarchbutter is a seasonal product with a harvest occuring during the annual migration of Monarch butterflies in South Texas.

<Passenger> Man, I'm starving and I'm broke. Can you buy me something to eat at the next stop?
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!

by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007

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Montard

A hospital worker stupid and lazy enough to build a ramp on the wrong side of house.

Look what the montards did with the wheelchair ramp! It runs right into the wall!

by Prince Namor July 20, 2009

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That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart

This is actually a word that sounds like a phrase, there's a very subtle difference. The meaning of which is to describe something that has an inferior quality about it. It is essentially a derogatory phrase (..err I mean word)

"Do you like my new shirt?" "... Mate, That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

"I reckon this cake I made is delicious" "What are you on about? That's-not-even-close-to-Mozart"

by TastyComaWifey October 24, 2011

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mozzarella

It is used in conversations and seeks to point out to the other listener something really pleasant, attractive or noteworthy.

The word was first introduced in puerto rico in the year 2008 and has become a regular expresion all troughout the island. It has recently become a popular expresion in sex related situations were the taker asks for the "mozzarela".

"oh papi gimme some more mozzarella"

"hey man that new porshe is the mozarella"

anita: "wow julio those new shoes are great"

julio: "yeah! i just saw them and tought: mozzarella!"

by parnazo April 19, 2009

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