Minki

You are retarted

My friend called me a minki because I told him my fish drowned!

by The lump man April 7, 2021

mockingbird soda bomb

when you would rip off the body off a mockingbird, which must've been caught during an orgasm, then shoving our partners middle finger in it, which must thrust through the ass of the mockingbird, then pouring some type of soda all over the corpse and finger, then shoving the whole thing into a bottle of Coca-Cola, and drinking the Cola, mixed with the bloody remains of the mockingbird, and some flesh from your partners finger.

"Dude, I was so fucked up last night after having sex, I thought a mockingbird soda bomb would help... it didn't..."

by D3f0rm3d $k!!3r March 28, 2010

Mankini

An entirely too small pair of shorts worn by a dude.

Who actually wears a Mankini to a beach?!?

by Doc_G December 12, 2006

minking

To have sex while standing up, preferrably outside or in a public place.

My nympho bitch and I were observed MINKING in front of the White House and got a round of applause.

by stinkumpoop April 6, 2006

Mankie

A blanket of high sentimental value. root: magic + blankie (blanket)= mankie

Day care instructor: it's nap time, why aren't you sleeping?
Child: i need my mankie

by VAs4luverz March 21, 2006

Mankin'

(v)To seek and fornicate with fat, gross and/or filthy females. syn...Hogging.

It was apparent he was drunk and desperate by the caliber of female he had taken home. He was mankin' tonight. And for the record, we were hoping, for his sake, that he was drunk and desperate.

by MK November 5, 2004

brass monkies

incredibly cold, freezing in fact.
derived from the saying 'it's cold enough to freeze the bollocks of a brass monkey' it would need to be incredlibly cold to bring brass to a point where it would just become so brittle it broke away

'gawd it's brass monkies out there innit?'

by god bless filler bunny September 19, 2005