Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.

A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.

by SociallyRetarded December 4, 2011

Monko

A monko is a person that is emotionally attached to monkeys, they tend to get aggressive when monkeys are insulted so don't make a monko angry. Monko's can be any age, gender, religion, and race.

"I saw a monko on the street yesterday, he was wearing a monkey shirt."
"Oh yeah, I've met a few monko's in my day. They actually make good conversations."

by Camciejae January 25, 2019

Bill Cosby Heart Monitor

Heart Monitor created by Peter Griffin after he takes over Carter Pewterschmidt Industries.

It has two setting, there's also the Bill Cosby Heart Monitor mode
Beep, Beep, Beep, Boop, Zibbidibobbityzoowazee ghost dad.

by UserCorrupt March 5, 2019

I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer

meme made in 2018. Made popular in January 2021

Man 1: I'm gonna break my monitor, I swer
Man 2: ok

by MillioZook January 30, 2021

monitorburn

The pasty white skin that nerds get from sitting in fromt of the computer and not getting any sun.

Dang, these term papers are giving me monitorburn.

by TimpTimptheicecreampimp July 13, 2007

monitor

such a crush
boom bang
a crush as such
sweet thing

clandestine

keep it quiet
Is that daylight
on the monitor?

by Krkič June 19, 2019

Monika

= Perfect. No 🧢

Person 1 “Hey can you look up Perfect in the dictionary”
Person 2“Yeh sure thing”
Person 2 “all there is, is a picture of this girl”
Person 1 “ DAMN SHES FINE!!!”
Person 2 “ Yes, Thats Monika”
Person 1 “ whoever is talking to her must be the luckiest person in the whole world”
Person 2 “ yes, they know they are 😉

by NotKaylenCraft August 25, 2021