BTEC Mong

Some spaztic who does/did BTEC and is going to get a free disabled parking space and an extra chromosome.
I'm actually Turning into a BTEC Mong
by Nimrod June 14, 2016
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Mong Face

When someone is being morose because they haven't got their own way they often pull a face and lip like a sulky Downs Syndrome

"Why can't I have it"?

"because you can't, and you can take that Mong Face off as well"!
by APPLEBY-QUOTES October 04, 2008
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Mong people

Mong is a group of people who origined from Northern China along on the Yellow River, which today is called Shangdong, according to Chinese-Mong scholars and historians were written down. But today, Mong can be find in China, Taiwan, Laos, Vietnam, Thailand, Burma, USA, Canada, Austrialia, Argentina, France, French Guiyana, New Zealand, eles where around the world today. The Mong were one branch of the Chinese because they were Chinese origined before many wars separeted them. For this reason we have an evidence to proof that the Mong were Chinese.
by Anonymous November 07, 2003
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MONG CHARIOT

the vehicle used by paraplegics, cripples and other useless lazy fucks.
"get up out of your mong chariot and stop feeling sorry for yerself.. you've got no legs dont come crawling to me"
by greaseproofbag March 06, 2005
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jew mong

A Jewish Mongoloid. See; Mongoloid
Josh just fucking slobbered all the fuck over me, what a fucking Jew Mong.
by Jew Mong April 25, 2008
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mong boy

a buddy who reaches a state of drunkeness during a long drinking session where they sit quietly staring blankly into space, dribling and unable to communicate properly.
usually the result of consuming home brewed wine
oh look, mong boy is back! get him some water
by pozzy July 17, 2007
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Mong-Boggle

Having sex with someone who suffers from a serious lack of intelligence/character judgement/personal hygiene.
Dude, he was so desperate he went for a Mong-Boggle. Her IQ was 67 and she smelled of old-people.
by Welsh Boyo. Aye. February 01, 2010
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