a vagina, especially a loose-fitting one, refering loosely to wearing mittens in the cold, because it's better to get some than to have nothing.
"It's wintertime, so boys get out your skin mittens."
"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."
"That skin mitten was the next best thing to my hand."
by link ralstone December 6, 2009
Get the skin mittenmug. The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.
by Garf1981 February 10, 2021
Get the Spaff mittenmug. Originating in Minnesota, it is when a male jacks off into a mitten and puts the mitten outside so it can freeze overnight. This is in preparation for having a mate over the next night. The cum-filled mitten should be frozen by the time your mate comes over, and it is then used to spank your mate.
Friend 1: Prepare a frozen mitten before your lady comes over for sexy time, don't ya know!
Friend 2: You betcha!
Friend 2: You betcha!
by MinnesotaLoveMaker December 1, 2020
Get the Frozen Mittenmug. When you can't find a bathroom and you don't want to ruin your pants. Sometimes you have to catch the poop.
We were outside for hours in that field! I had to make a pair of duce mittens. These are my favorite pants.
by Ducemittens69 October 3, 2016
Get the Duce mittensmug. When you stick your dick in a girls ass and your fist in her vagina at the same time then jerk yourself off from inside her.
by YaYa#20 March 28, 2019
Get the Canadian mittenmug. Got a case of cold weiner? Well find yourself a weiner mitten and you will feel better in many, many ways.
by The Chris G. January 22, 2008
Get the Weiner Mittenmug. 1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.
2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.
3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.
3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)
To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022
Get the fist mittenmug.