mission impossible

when trying to attempt to complete something, but then realising it is actually physically, logically, kinetically, and scientifically impossible, it becomes a "mission impossible"

Boy 1:Yo man, how the heell can I get the hot girl to come to my room tonight?

Boy 2: Hahaha, thats mission impossible man.

by Cloud April 28, 2004

mission impossible

awesome movie, starring Tom Cruise, who's actually a diety in disguise. suck it.

did you see mission impossible?
yeah. it was pretty fucking sweet.

by Pete (fucking awesome) June 4, 2004

missionary fart

When having sex in the missionary position for an extended period of time and your sweaty bodies rubbing together makes a farting noise.

We were going at it so long. I think we missionary farted more times than she orgasmed.

by I'm A Dirty White Boy August 5, 2009

Mission Viejo High School

home of the diablos. a school where every kid freshman-seniors vape in the bathroom any chance they can get. where kids brag about how many drugs they have done and have competitions to see who smokes the most weed. mostly filled with overly conceited black people that take selfies in the middle of class and/or walking to class. if you go to this school it is most likely you are embarrassed, unless you’re on the football team, you feel like a superior being

You go to Mission Viejo High School? That’s embarrassing.

by honestthugger069 September 19, 2018

Dirty Missionary

This is best used after you've worked your ass off in the hot sun all day. When banging a girl in the missionary style, you strategically position your armpit over her face. Thus, the aroma of your hot, salty, smelly manliness engulfs your lady's face and creates the experience of the "dirty missionary".

Amanda: I love you watching you work in the yard all day -Can I get you anything?

Jay: How about some hot sex right now?

Amanda: I think we can do that

While going at it - Jay sticks his left armpit into Amanda's face

Amanda: Oh that's gross!

Jay: It's not gross - it's the Dirty Missionary!

by richardstarkey February 24, 2013

Summer Motown Wisconsin [mission]

1) A place in central wisconsin that is, definitively, the shit.

2 mission) An objective accomplished post-midnight involving the consumption of nutrients within a mile of your spawn point, in real life.

1) We go to summer motown wisconsin to get away from sleazy douchebags/get laid.

2) Last night we went to go get a case or 2 of TAB at the local county market.

by Milar September 10, 2005

Mission Bropossible

Any mission involving bro's that is originally deemed as impossible.

Bro1: Dude that girl was way too hot. I thought getting with her was a Mission Bropossible.

Bro2: Yeah but I used my bro skills and sealed the deal.

by James Bond: Double Bro 7 March 1, 2011