acronym for M.other I.'d L.ike to F.uck.
In other words, a hot woman with kids. But a misconception with Milfs is that they don't necessarily have to be mothers. The Milf is also a fetish of good looking older/middle aged women generally in their mid 30's to mid 40's, but don't necessarily have to be mothers. The reason for the fetish is that they are very sexually experienced, but at the same time, not old and dried up, still some pussy juice left in the tank if you will.
In other words, a hot woman with kids. But a misconception with Milfs is that they don't necessarily have to be mothers. The Milf is also a fetish of good looking older/middle aged women generally in their mid 30's to mid 40's, but don't necessarily have to be mothers. The reason for the fetish is that they are very sexually experienced, but at the same time, not old and dried up, still some pussy juice left in the tank if you will.
Jew Guy: Sara Palin is a milf!
Jew Guy 2: True nuff, she has 2 kids right?
Jew Guy: I don't know, I know she has at least one, but even if she didn't have any, she'd still be qualified as a milf.
Jew Guy 2: Hey dumb a**, MILF stands for MOTHER I'd like to FUCK!! Not Woman I'd like to fuck, you dirty kike.
Jew Guy: Listen here you dreidle spinning menorah lighting yeast eating jewish SOB, let me educate you. a hot mother would be considered a milf of course, but milfs don't have to be mothers to be milfs. They have to be in the general age range of a housewife, mid 30's to mid 40's, sometimes into the early 50's if the bitch has enough botox.
Jew Guy 2: You're still a jew...
Jew Guy 2: True nuff, she has 2 kids right?
Jew Guy: I don't know, I know she has at least one, but even if she didn't have any, she'd still be qualified as a milf.
Jew Guy 2: Hey dumb a**, MILF stands for MOTHER I'd like to FUCK!! Not Woman I'd like to fuck, you dirty kike.
Jew Guy: Listen here you dreidle spinning menorah lighting yeast eating jewish SOB, let me educate you. a hot mother would be considered a milf of course, but milfs don't have to be mothers to be milfs. They have to be in the general age range of a housewife, mid 30's to mid 40's, sometimes into the early 50's if the bitch has enough botox.
Jew Guy 2: You're still a jew...
by Stinkmeanor561 December 19, 2008
Get the MILFmug. 
Kid #1: Hey man what's up..
Kid #2: Nothin man thinkin about how hot your mom is.
Kid #1: That's gross dude what the hell. She's my mom!
Kid #2: Yeah she's also a MILF.
Kid #1: MILF?
Kid #2: Huh? I said I want some milk... yeah...
Kid #2: Nothin man thinkin about how hot your mom is.
Kid #1: That's gross dude what the hell. She's my mom!
Kid #2: Yeah she's also a MILF.
Kid #1: MILF?
Kid #2: Huh? I said I want some milk... yeah...
by Bluntslide October 16, 2008
Get the MILFmug. by The Real Izzy May 21, 2006
Get the MILFmug. 
by Nosht May 9, 2006
Get the MILFmug. 1. Mexican Immigrant Liberation Front, a fictional, millitant organization of Mexican immigrants and their descendents, with the goal of taking back the lands of their forefathers (western and southern US). This is a highly organized organization, hence it being called an organization. (even more secretive than the IRA, a very similar organization) This is why there is absolutely no evidence as to the existance of such an organization.
2. "Mother I'd like to fuck"
3. A joke played on the US gov't, the comedy being in the relationship between the two previous definitions. (see hoax)
2. "Mother I'd like to fuck"
3. A joke played on the US gov't, the comedy being in the relationship between the two previous definitions. (see hoax)
It would appear that the bombing of the Junior Chamber of Commerce was an act of MILF, a much-feared organization that has been under heavy investigation for years now.
by D351 January 31, 2007
Get the MILFmug.