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microsoft moment

The amount of time it takes a Microsoft product to finish doing something (e.g. Installing, uninstalling, updating, opening, etc).
Can be used to tell a client how long something will take to finish.
Client: How long until my computer is fixed?
Tech: Oh, it will just be a microsoft moment.
*30-infinity minutes later*
Client: I thought you said it would only take a moment!
Tech: A microsoft moment, sir.
Client: Oh for sh*t's sake...
by WickedNoone October 10, 2016
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Micronation

A small, usually unrecognised state or country. Micronation's are formed using the declarative theory of sovereignty, and that means it is only relevant within said Micronation's boarders.
"I am the founder of my own Micronation, no-one has recognised us, yet..."
by Bman111 February 18, 2017
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Microsoft Word

A Word-Processing Program that is aimed to be used for essays, papers, etc., but is instead used by everybody and their mother to write down tiny little todo lists because they are too techtarded to know what the hell notepad is.
Grandma: I'll just type down a reminder for myself in Microsoft Word.
Grandson: Why not just use notepad? Its a lot quicker and uses less space.
Grandma: What in the hell is notepad?
by whyistherebaconinthesoap August 13, 2010
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Micronation

While this once was a term indicating a small sovereign nations, it now refers to any group of people, or even an individual, self-proclaiming statehood under the auspices of a simulation or roleplaying game, as a hobby, or even simply for purposes of internet socializing, most commonly by children under the age of consent.

Do not confuse a micronation with a sessessionist state or Pocket State, the latter are serious political movements and groups.
That's not a real country! That's just St. Charlie or Atlantium, you know...micronations!
by Wantoon October 2, 2011
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Microsoft

1.The awesome company that everyone seems to think is evil.

2.A really small, floppy cock.
"Windows started sucking at Vista"

"Man, that guy sure had a Microsoft!"
by Blobis August 12, 2007
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Microsfot

microsfot is a common typo of Microsoft
microsfot suxs ass
by Carl May 12, 2003
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Microsoft Game Studios

a hole in the wall where monkeys code games
dumpster, port o potie, empty tire, can all be used as microsoft game studios, they even have a mobile studio, the garbage truck
by Towelie February 27, 2005
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