Nevada Microwave

When you ejaculate in someone else's easy mac and serve it to them. It can often be disgised as a special additive to ones maccaroni and cheese.

"Oh man, tim really ate up that nevada microwave!"

by Big Poppa J May 1, 2007

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 27, 2004

Microwaveslave

Someone who belongs to our omnipotent Loli god

Omg, can I be your microwaveslave?

by the.average.shaula.enjoyer March 14, 2021

microwave

An electrical appliance that "cooks" food by exposing it to electromagnetic energy typically used in the kitchen (obviously). Used to preheat your leftover hot pockets that you left in the fridge 2 days ago. They do not equally distribute the heat throughout the meal, which causes low thermal conductivity or in other words your food is frozen on the inside. They also work at a frequency of around 2.45 GHz or the same as that your wifi router uses for an extender. Just use a goddamn oven for f**k sake, it tastes way better

Oh, and did I mention a women best friend.

Somebody: Mom, I told you like a dozen times already, don't put my meals in the microwave
Mom: SHUT UP and eat your food
Somebody: *Crying inside, but also furious* Goddamn it!

by Celestial_thesaurus June 4, 2021

Canadian Microwave

When one shoves a handwarmer (or handwarmers) into their partners anus.

“My anus is cold” “I’ll give u the ol’ Canadian Microwave”

by big gay 2 November 15, 2018

mexican microwave

The act of covering an informer with gasoline and piling tires around them to constrict the arms, the fire inside makes bodies unidentifiable. This is a common tactic used by cartels to instill fear amongst drug mules and rivals that have any ideas a stealing or betraying the cartel. Also called Necklacing. One of the most savage and inhumane ways to kill another human being. The person can even be kept alive longer by inserting hoses into the mouth to prevent death by asphyxiation and giving unheated air while burning alive

"seven bodies were found in the mexican desert scorched beyond recognition. The killers piles tires around the deceased to create a mini furnace, the rubber melted to create a vile mess of organic slime. Victims were believed to be alive when fire was started. The latest mexican microwave murders in an escalating drug war."

by haunted theync viewer September 20, 2013

Jay's Microwave

1) A microwave that has been in use for years but never cleaned. Splattered foods from all walks of life are caked on the walls so thick that you could make an entire meal out of it, if you were brave enough to scrape it all off. Regardless of the food you put in there, it comes out smelling like every dish that has been put in before it.

2) What you get when you mix bean burritos, pizza, tuna fish, popcorn, nachos, fish sticks, hot dogs, corn dogs, hamburgers, funnel cakes, macaroni and cheese, beans, chili, Taco Bell, and sloppy joes, put them in the microwave until they explode, and then cook your regular food in it.

3) When something is utterly disgusting.

"Look at my truck. It's got mud and bird shit all over it!" -"Yeah, it looks like Jay's Microwave."

"I had a bad case of explosive diarrhea and when I got done, it looked like Jay's Microwave."

"I picked up a girl at the bar and when I stuck my hand down her pants I got all kinds of Jay's Microwave on it."

by Grand Fortuna May 9, 2008