A shit little town where there's nothing to do. People who go to Pinconning High are usually either dicks or whores.
by Fuck._.you January 01, 2020
When someone from the Midwest goes to Florida for Spring Break and wades in 4 feet of water so they can jump on/into the waves
Friend 1: How was your trip to Florida for Spring Break?
Friend 2: Ope, it was great. We went to the beach and did some Michigan Surfing on the waves 🤙🏼
Friend 2: Ope, it was great. We went to the beach and did some Michigan Surfing on the waves 🤙🏼
by Biglad412 March 15, 2022
When a woman is sitting between two naked men and has a cock in each hand pretending to furiously row up stream on one of Michigan's beautiful scenic rivers.
by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020
A Michigan handshake is when two men and one woman are having a threesome and one guy reaches up the girl's ass and the other reaches down the throat then both their hands meet in the stomach and shake hands
by bardmain October 08, 2019
An awesome school located in Ann Arbor, Michigan: a great city and a kickass college town with some of the most lenient marijuana laws in the nation. Despite its moderately high admission rate (47%), it is arguably one of the best public universities in the world. In 2008, it was the highest ranked public university in the nation, according to World University Rankings. The students here really know how to have fun, but realize that school is about getting an education. Most everyone here has that "work-hard, play-hard" mentality.
The University of Michigan is the best public university in the nation and Ann Arbor is one of the coolest towns in Michigan!!!
by 1-420-420-4200 October 14, 2009
1. In terms of college football, the little brother to more prestigious programs such as Notre Dame and Ohio St.
2. The team which taught Notre Dame how to play football and is now angry that they have surpassed them as the premier college football program in the Midwest.
3. A basketball team infamous for paying recruits, cheating, and being very mediocre as of late. However, they do go pretty far in the NIT year after year.
4. A pretty good hockey team which I have no problem with.
2. The team which taught Notre Dame how to play football and is now angry that they have surpassed them as the premier college football program in the Midwest.
3. A basketball team infamous for paying recruits, cheating, and being very mediocre as of late. However, they do go pretty far in the NIT year after year.
4. A pretty good hockey team which I have no problem with.
1. UM FAN #1: Wow, we sure have lost to Ohio St. and Notre Dame a lot in the past five years.
UM FAN #2: Yeah, I know. How come we can never win non-conference road games either?
UM FAN #1: It's probably because we play Eastern and Western Michigan instead of good teams.
2. UM FAN #1: Why are we so jealous of Notre Dame and the fact that they have their own television network and are superior to us in football?
UM FAN #2: Because we're gay.
3. UM FAN #1: So, how do you think we'll do in basketball this year?
UM FAN #2: I don't know. We'll probably lose to Illinois, Wisconsin, Ohio St., Indiana, and MSU, all the good teams in the conference. But we'll probably get to the semis in the NIT!!
4. Michigan Wolverines Hockey is pretty good.
UM FAN #2: Yeah, I know. How come we can never win non-conference road games either?
UM FAN #1: It's probably because we play Eastern and Western Michigan instead of good teams.
2. UM FAN #1: Why are we so jealous of Notre Dame and the fact that they have their own television network and are superior to us in football?
UM FAN #2: Because we're gay.
3. UM FAN #1: So, how do you think we'll do in basketball this year?
UM FAN #2: I don't know. We'll probably lose to Illinois, Wisconsin, Ohio St., Indiana, and MSU, all the good teams in the conference. But we'll probably get to the semis in the NIT!!
4. Michigan Wolverines Hockey is pretty good.
by Ienjoythetasteofgrapes August 21, 2006
a bunch of douches who think they are better than OSU. and beside last year, who the hell has ever heard of an actual wolverine in michigan? it doesn't make any sense. they're gay. just look at the faggot they sent to new england.
by wolverines blow April 26, 2005