chunk melon

basically means an Asian man going around robbing people while wearing $35 USD men’s cotton black underpants while holding a toy water gun and wearing fake balenciaga sunglasses with a broken grey beanie walking proudly down the street and spitting at people.

“Damn son, just got robbed by a fuckin chunk melon bruh, ain’t wanted no trouble with that guy.” said Bob.

chunk melon by the weeb February 9, 2021

smack your melon 

To "smack your melon" means to hit your head, or noggin on something hard enough to cause a negative physiological reaction, such as a concussion, any cut or abrasion on your scalp, seeing stars, or even just getting a noticeable headache thereafter. It is usually caused by an inadvertent or unexpected action, such as tripping and falling down, being the victim of a noggin knocker, hitting your head on the dashboard or steering wheel of a car during a crash, or even misjudging the height of a tree branch, or some other low-hanging object, and stupidly hitting your top knot against it while passing by.

Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.

smack your melon by Trochilus June 8, 2014

hatch a melon 

When you and your lads want to watch the good stuff

Come on mate let's go and hatch a melon

hatch a melon by MelonHatcher August 21, 2017

big boy melon 

a strong sexy beast

ooo hes hot whos that
his name is big boy melon

big boy melon by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

Slaughter Melon 

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you

Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!

Slaughter Melon by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011

Melonica 

a very nice girl.

usually a name for a walking goddess.

possibly one of the cooliest girls on the face of the earth. they are so much fun to be around, but a downsides is that they are too fine for you.

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, funny, smart-mouth, talented, artistic, rioting, magic-weilding, punk, cute cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever.

actually...shes one in a million.

yo man, check that chick out...wait, how do you pronunce her name again?

dude you seen Melonica today? Damn! she was fine as hell

you know Melonica? Lucky asshole.

Melonica by ridiichico May 1, 2009

melon boat 

The strip club special.

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.

melon boat by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013