melissa 

Big nose, sychopathic honey bee!

Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.

She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.

Plus, she loves her animals.

melissa's personality??

melissa by m%m%m% July 31, 2011

Melissa 

A Melissa are someone who can easily fall under pressure and become depressed. Results to taking unprescribed medicine, or drinking. They will want to cling to your side because they feel dependent, especially in hard times at school. Best friend will be a cat, probably for life. Walks slumped over, and kills all happy moods of others. A "Buzzkill"

Hey whats wrong?" "I had a drink last night.." "Oh no dont turn into a Melissa!

Melissa by RachelBlackburn May 14, 2011

Melissa 

My vagina.

You made my Melissa all wet!

Melissa by PeganPeacock December 3, 2013

Melissa 

baby

Melissa is baby

Melissa by toasterllama15 May 28, 2020

Melissa 

An awful person with anger issues. Very petty, insecure, and self-loathing. Is nice to your face, but very toxic and back-stabbing. Abuses their kids and neglects them to sell drugs. Don't be a Melissa.

Why did you just hit your child all because they were talking to someone you don't like? Stop being a Melissa!

Melissa by gruesomegordy January 2, 2021

Melissa 

Melissa is a name for the worst kind of people, awful inside and out. Do NOT trust a Melissa. Usually, slutty-backstabbers with no compassion. Immature people with no sense of humor.

She broke my heart and laughed, probably because she is named Melissa.

Melissa by Bellalexi123 August 3, 2016

Melissa 

The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like kermit the frog.

Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift!

Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.

Melissa by cramped thighs December 30, 2011