morning mayo

When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.

Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..

by I'm THAT person December 22, 2015

laying the mayo

When a man pulls out his junk then the other guy lay's his sperm on the other guys penis. ( cock , dick , dick-hole).

1. Jerry layed on that dude last night.

2. The mayo was fresh.

( laying the mayo )

by Masterbating monkey May 25, 2014

Whipped Mayo

Cum.

He went into his bedroom to make some whipped mayo.

by Not Jaffa July 17, 2021

Mayo-wich

A sandwich that has such large amounts of mayonnaise on it, that it's about all you can really taste. Not to mention how unhealthy and fattening it is.

Jim: Hey! What are you eating Bob?
Bob: A sandwich, with lots of mayo.
Jim: Looks like a Mayo-wich to me.

by TheSandwichGuy April 13, 2011

Space Mayo

Space Mayo is a creamy tangy condiment made from all natural human seasoning. It is commonly used for salad dressings, sauces and even sandwiches. Space Mayo is a versatile condiment with a smooth texture and distinctive flavor that enhances the taste of many dishes of unwanted customers.

"Yo, I'm pretty sure the chef snuck some of his space mayo into my sandwich."

by Jilith March 5, 2023

mayo knees

Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.

Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.

by Whereshunter March 14, 2022

Nathan Mayo

Sexy guy with a thick dick. Kind, loving, and charismatic. They are great husbands and boyfriends.

My pussy hurts, I had me a Nathan Mayo last night and he beat it up.

by Judobitch June 2, 2018