Maxtard (Full retard mode)

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

Motoki Maxted

A popular Japanese-American Youtuber that was mainly known for his syncing videos and skits. He's also known for acting in some movies and shows like, Millenials: the musical, Anime crimes division, Broken. He also collabed with Wong fu productions and starred in the short series Just Another Nice Guy.

Person 1: Did you see Motoki Maxted's new video?
Person2: Oh yeah Mojo is hilarious.

by iramx April 20, 2019

Maxton

The literal definition of “short and sweet”. Sure he might be short. And stubborn a bit. And weird, but he has the biggest heart. He will share his hoodies with u, make sure ur ok, etc. He is also very cute and has nice hair. He loves to make other people laugh. U won’t never forget the first time u meet Maxton. If u date him, well then you are just the luckiest girl in the world. He will never break your heart. You will absolutely regret it if u leave him. He makes gay jokes with his bros but he promises he isn’t gay. If u have a Maxton in your life, keep him. Pls. Love u Max <3

*Maxton walks by*
Girl 1: “OMG IS THAT MAXTON!”
Girl 2: “ sure is”
Girl 1: “ he is soooo cuteeee”

by Kandance_withaK August 19, 2021

maxthon

Basically Internet Explorer 6/7 but with security holes patched, more features and more stability.

Person 1: Look at this website

Person 2: Dude... Why are you using Internet Explorer?

Person 3: Get Firefox, it pwns all

Person 2: Firefox is just over-rated because of Mozilla's Propaganda. Get Maxthon. (explains why)

Person 1: Okay...

by fargingnab August 19, 2007

Maxturbating

When you wake up in the middle of the night and your buddy Max is masturbating in the bed next to you

Who is that guy maxturbating on the other side of the hotel room

by The Chooser September 28, 2008

Maxthon

An Internet-Explorer based web browser. More user friendly, faster and lighter than Firefox. The best browser in the world, if you ignore its name.

Firefox is the best tool to go to maxthon.com and download maxthon

by kqlqsh January 25, 2006

Maxterbation

1. the act in which somebody masturbates while looking at a female friends graduation invitation.

2. the act of stroking off while looking chatting with female friends on Facebook without the female friend's knowledge.

I totally maxterbated to Jill's graduation pic last night. Man, I love Maxterbation.

While talking to Jill on Facebook, I maxterbated to her text.

by Lonely Clementine February 13, 2010