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squat mattress

A girl who fucks a lot of squatters. Often a squatter herself, though not necessarily.
That girl fucked all the guys in the squat! What a squat mattress!
by Tigrrlily November 21, 2006
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Squaddy mattress

A squaddy mattress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
"That Laura is a right squaddy mattress she's shagged 17 of them!"
by ali November 30, 2004
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Mantrum

When a grown man throws the adult equivalent of a temper tantrum when they either are not getting their way, people do not agree with them, or to avoid attention to wrongs they have done/flaws etc.
"Karl" threw a mantrum when his wife reminded him to take out the garbage a second time to redirect the focus off what he failed to do. While he did not fall to the floor in a full blown fit, his mantrum consisted of pointing out something negative about his wife to redirect attention off of himself.
by Rooster Cog-Burn December 16, 2012
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mantra

sacred word or frase, used in prayer in buddhism and hinduism. Every caste has it's own mantra.
by weird pal October 26, 2003
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mantrum

Term used to minimize or "cutify" a man's rage or make an excuse for a full grown man who behaves like a tantrum-throwing child.
She called it a mantrum, but he was really raging full-on with abusive behavior; she ain't seeing what's real!
by callin'itreal October 31, 2009
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mantress

Lori caught her husband in bed with his mistress. So now she found herself a mantress to let husband catch her!
by joseph gordon April 16, 2008
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blood on the mattress

a really bad one night stand with a guy that just can't keep it up.
On a Sunday morning, Blanche asks, "Hey are you going to call that guy you went home with last night." Rose responds, "No it was just blood on the mattress."
by blanche deveroe September 23, 2008
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