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machinaccino

A frothy tasteless beverage spewed out by "coffee" machines in garages, service stations or convenience stores in the absence of real coffee, usually after midnight.
It's freezing out Tony, lets get a machinaccino
by mikmak69 September 2, 2010
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machiavelodrome

A venue for young Italians to simultaneously ride bicycles really fast and hone the art of amoral and manipulative politics.
Berlusconi cut his teeth at the machiavelodrome, learning how to undermine the moderate left with deconstructive rhetoric while posting a new personal best for the season in the 5km sprint.
by Zac Bullpit September 25, 2011
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Maahira

Maahira, a name often meaning skinfull and intelligent, and this is surely correct. This magnanimous girl is an amazing, kind, loving person to all. She slays the entire world with her beautiful features and is a role model to all.
"Maahira, can you please help me remove these boxes?"
by Saaleeha Jhazbha August 20, 2017
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Machine Gun Smelly

the action of laughing so hard you fart uncontrollably that it sounds like a machine gun straight from hell
Bro if you played that video any longer I would have totally pulled a machine gun smelly
by ruby marie November 26, 2017
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Máchine

A beautiful girl.

This word originated from gym bros alerting each other of a beautiful girl in the vicinity at a public gym, disguising their admirations as talking about the machines or apparatus in the gym.
Roche: *Taps Kams shoulder*
Kam: "What, bro? I'm in the middle of a set."
Roche: "I'm sorry about that man, but I just have to let you know, there's a máchine over there!"
Kam: *Observing the máchine* "To be fair, bro, she is just my type."
by montorole October 31, 2023
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wank-machine

1.(noun) Referring to a person, usually a male, who masturbates obssessively multiple times daily.

2.(noun) Referring, in a degrading manner, to anyone who holds a very high opinion of themselves but is actually just an idiot.
1. Man, Clive is a wank-machine of note. He spanked his little monkey thirteen times yesterday.

2. Fiddy is such a wank-machine.
by Jeby March 20, 2006
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splooge machine

one whom masturbates furiously all day and all night until their penis is bent and red and everything around them is wet and white.
Last night a watched rabbits gone wild and it turned me on tremendously. I was a natural splooge machine!
by Eazy motha fuckin E October 23, 2007
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