Hipster mating is where a couple undress each other and reveal their genitalia and go so far as to try sex positions, however the penis does not enter the vagina. Similar principle to hipster kissing where people go to kiss each other but don't actually kiss or make any lip contact whatsoever.
"Dude don't put it in"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"
"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
"Why?"
"We're hipsters, putting it in is too mainstream."
"So were doing Hipster Mating?"
"dude I just lost my hipster virginity, she even took my trousers off!"
by mrciarano December 04, 2013
Stuffing a girl's vagina with yerba mate, pouring hot water into it, and slurping it out with a bombilla (straw) in the same way that South Americans drink mate. Usually done with friends.
by veludo July 18, 2010
by Z~K November 20, 2007
Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
by siprofesora November 23, 2016
Date or mate is a Instagram story disease that is widely spread throughout 11 to 14 year old desparates.
by mate your small October 21, 2019
by AcinonyxJubatus October 26, 2011
by Jimi p August 15, 2006